Boost Mobile Anthem 2
Young Jeezy, Jermaine Dupri, and Mickey Avalon

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If you’ve watched TV at all this year, you’ve probably seen the Boost Mobile Anthem 2 commercial at least once. Chances are, if you watch TV regularly, you’ve seen it dozens of times. The commercial stars Young Jeezy, Jermaine Dupri, and Mickey Avalon raping an annoying song that ends with the Boost Mobile slogan Where you at?

I’ve had the unfortunate pleasure of seeing this fucking commercial two dozen times just today! (I’ve discovered FEARnet On Demand, which is sponsored by Boost Mobile.) It’s very easy to be annoyed by this commercial, so imagine trying to not be annoyed when it’s on every 30 minutes. You would be as angry as I am.

The hatred I have for this commercial extends to all of the Boost Mobile commercials. They’re idiotic, ignorant, and all annoying in their own way.

It also doesn’t help that the Boost Mobile slogan Where you at? is so ignorantly incorrect that it alone makes me angry. Is it so hard to speak correctly? There’s no verb and the question ends with a preposition! How about, “Where are you?” I guess that’s not catchy enough.

I don’t know the quality of service you get by using Boost Mobile, and I’m not going to speculate or debate how good the service is, but these commercials are absolutely horrible and they do not speak well for the company or the service provided. If I used the commercials as the sole basis for deciding which cell phone provider to go with, Boost Mobile would be at the bottom of the list.

Oh, yeah. The commercial is on the right if you’re mental enough to want to watch it. You’ve been warned!

Where you at? I be where I’m am at. Don’t hate!

I feel dirty all over now.