Oddly enough, I ended up on the Funny or Die website – which anyone who knows me knows that I hate Will Ferrell almost as much as I hate Julianne Moore – and FoD is a Will Ferrell brainchild. However, Judd Apatow is also – as of recently – a big contributor, and he shits gold, so his stuff cancels out the gay. So, while I was looking at the front page wondering to myself how I ended up elbow-deep in Will Ferrell’s pooper, I saw a ray of light as a video of Hayden Panettiere caught my eye.

What followed was nothing less than pure magic.

I have included the video below.

I don’t know about you, but I’m voting twice just because she told me to. And if you’re wondering how I’m planning on voting, just watch this next video.

I’m good at following instructions. Starting tomorrow, I begin my 3-pack a day cigarette habit. And I think I’m going to peruse the classifieds to find a really really old horse.