Angelina Jolie
Shaved Eyebrows

Eww…

I’ve been flipping through deviantART‘s newest submissions and I’m starting to see a trend. I mean, besides the standard gay anime and anthro crap. The trend is, as the title suggests, that some women feel the need to shave off their eyebrows.

I can’t say I have any understanding as to why some women choose to shave off their eyebrows, just to paint them back on! Actually, I can extend this lack of understanding to include why some women choose to shave off their eyebrows period.

I think the thing that irks me the most is that some of the women that shave-and-paint would be very attractive if they left their eyebrows alone!

I’m sure the idea is to NOT look like a clown, but they all fail miserably.

I’ve taken the liberty of shaving Angelina Jolie’s eyebrows to illustrate my point.

In the top picture, you see Angelina in her natural form – albeit tarted up with makeup. Very sexy.

In the middle picture, I’ve shaved her eyebrows off. Still sexy, but with a “there’s definitely something wrong with this picture, but I can figure out what” look to it.

Finally, the third picture, I’ve painted the standard high-arc black eyebrows on her. She’s white makeup and a clown nose shy of looking like a clown. A very sexy clown.

Maybe using Angelina Jolie was a bad choice… To be continued…