It’s 8:40am on Christmas morning, and we’ve got the AC on. Why? Because it’s already 73°F outside!

To top it off, it was only 68°F last night, then it rained, then it got warmer, and now it’s 73°F and very, very humid. I don’t think anyone should be sticky on Christmas morning.

Unless, of course, your Christmas present is a very hot woman wearing nothing but a red ribbon. But, then again, a shower would get rid of that kind of sticky.