I’ve got a hundred and one things going through my mind right now, and I thought I would loose some of them to ease the burden. It’s totally random, so feel free to read… Or not…

1. I stopped at 7-11 on my way home from work last night and picked up a 24oz. Jolt wild grape. When I got home, I realized the can actually said wild rape. Someone had blacked out the G. Awesome.
2. I got up for work today and put on a black shirt. When I got to work, I noticed that I had cat fur all over me, even though I didn’t even touch my cat before I left. When I got home I picked up Isis (my cat) and when I put her down, I noticed that I had the same amount of fur on my shirt. No more, no less. I need a magic lint roller.
3. I have the TV on in the background, and I just now noticed that the movie Blood & Chocolate is playing. This disgusts me. When we played this movie at the theatre, I labeled it as Blood & Semen, because I likened watching the movie to getting violently raped. It is just that horrible.
4. Johnsonville Chili Cheese Smoked Sausages are fucking delicious.
5. I can’t bring myself to work on the theme I’ve been working on for any more than 10 minutes at a time. I’m really pleased with the way it’s turning out, but I just can’t seem to find my motivation. It’s frustrating, because I really want to have it done and applied.
6. The more trouble I have with working on my WordPress plugin, the less I actually work on it. I’ve been busting my ass trying to code TSE to be compatible with MCEComments, but no dice so far. Since MCEComments doesn’t support external plugins, I would have to add TSE as an internal plugin – which is a different creature all together. If I could bring myself to concede defeat on the MCEComments interface, I would probably get more done to TSE as a whole.
7. I watched The Spirit on Saturday night and it was awesome. I was feeling too lazy to write a review, but now I’m regretting it. I should be more inclined to write a review for a good movie, but oddly it doesn’t work out that way.
8. I need to get a real bed. Right now, I just have a mattress on the floor. A single twin mattress. For those of you who don’t know, a single twin mattress is 39″ x 75″ (99cm x 190cm). I am 5′ 11″ (180cm) tall and I wear a size 13 shoe. This means I have at least five inches of my feet hanging off the end of the bed. Do you have any idea how uncomfortable it is trying to sleep on a mattress that is too small? It’s no wonder that I only sleep three hours a day.
9. I donated money to someone in need and I feel really good about it.
10. I wish I could afford an Asus Eee Netbook. I’m not interested in a full laptop, but I need something a bit bigger than my PocketPC to do the things that I really want to do when I’m out and about.
11. I really need to do laundry. I’m down to my last shirt.
12. I’m ready to test Windows 7 beta. It needs to already be announced and made public. I’m happy with XP, but after installing Vista – which I promptly uninstalled and reinstalled XP – I’ve been left feeling like I’m missing out on something. I’m already itching to try out Kubuntu 8.10 and Ubuntu 8.10, but I just don’t have a spare HDD. Every time I clear some space, I fill it up with another OS. VMware isn’t cutting it anymore, either. I want to really explore what my hardware can do. Does anyone have four or five spare 20GB HDDs lying around?
13. I think I’ll make meatball subs tonight. Or maybe I’ll make them tomorrow. I’ve been craving a meatball sub since I picked up the stuff to make them three days ago.
14. I’m glad I have the next two days off of work. I really need the break.
15. My DVD player crapped out and I don’t know why. It’s an RCA DVD±RW Player/Recorder with DivX playback. It made my life so much better. Now it’s gone. I think I’ll spend today with my electronics kit and see if I can resurrect it. Nothing like the smell of solder!
16. Too many things piss me off. I’m certain that humanity is headed towards Mike Judge’s vision in Idiocracy. There’s still no cure for cancer or AIDS, but the FDA just approved a new drug from Allergan called Latisse which effectively gives users longer and thicker eyelashes! Now all we are missing is the drug that effectively removes and prevents the growth of hair on or around the asshole. I think President Bush would not appreciate being completely bald, though. 
17. Don’t watch the movie Lethal Dose. You’ve been warned.
18. I need a haircut.
19. I think it’s time for bed. At least for a few hours.
20. If you’re reading this, you’ve gone too far.
21. I’ve gone to bed. Stop reading.
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