Vince from ShamWow
Well, he’s back. Vince, from the ShamWow commercials, is now pitching the Slap Chop. 
Unfortunately for everyone, this commercial is even more annoying than the ShamWow commercial. 
I don’t even know where to begin to bitch about this commercial. You’ll have to see it for yourself to understand how truly bad it is. I’m going to break my rule for this post, because I’d hate to waste my bandwidth on posting this commercial, so here’s the commercial embedded from YouTube.
Not only are you going to love his nuts, the Graty (horrible spelling for a horrible item) cheese grater is great for making freduccini. Whatever the fuck that is. Am I mistaken, or is the “tuna” he uses actually cat food? 
On a side note, I found a parody ShamWow commercial when I was looking for the Slap Chop commercial, so here it is. It’s awesome.
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I was taught at a young age that if I didn’t like what was being broadcast on a channel, I could either turn the channel or turn off the set. Does a lot to reduce stress and prevent bitching.
It is indeed incredibly annoying to watch. It’s horrible. It’s called american capitalism exploiting brainless consumers, it’s called training inhumane robots named Vince to sell products, it’s the worship of money over other people, this whole mechanism uses slap chop on people’s brains from age 10.