Kitty Poops!
for very good dogs

Most people who have ever owned a cat and a dog (at the same time) know that dogs are strangely attracted to the scent and flavor of a disgusting cat turd.

Many dogs will do anything to get their faces into the litter boxes of their house trained feline companions. Now, thanks to Dog Dreams Baking Company, based in Portland, Oregon, this activity can be further encouraged with Kitty Poops! An organic dog treat the company describes as pooptastic. Reward your dog with a delicious cat loaf!

Seriously.

You can order them here.

This made me laugh:

To: All Employees
From: Vice President
SUBJECT: SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING

In order to assure the highest levels of quality work and productivity from employees, it will be our policy to keep all employees well trained through our program of SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (S.H.I.T.). We are trying to give employees more S.H.I.T. than anyone else.

If you feel that you dod not receive your fair share of S.H.I.T. on the job, please see your manager. You will be immediately placed at the top of the S.H.I.T. list, and our managers are especially skilled at seeing that you get all the S.H.I.T. you can handle.

Employees who don’t take their S.H.I.T. will be placed in DEPARTMENTAL EMPLOYEE EVALUATION PROGRAMS (D.E.E.P.S.H.I.T.). Those who fail to take D.E.E.P.S.H.I.T. seriously will have to go to EMPLOYEE ATTITUDE TRAINING (E.A.T.S.H.I.T.). Since our managers took S.H.I.T. before they were promoted, they don’t have to do S.H.I.T. anymore, they are full of S.H.I.T. already.

If you are full of S.H.I.T., you may be interested in a job training others. We can add your name to our BASIC UNDERSTANDING LECTURE LIST (B.U.L.L.S.H.I.T.). Those who are full of B.U.L.L.S.H.I.T. will get the S.H.I.T. jobs and can apply for promotion to DIRECTOR OF INTENSITY PROGRAMMING (D.I.P.S.H.I.T.).

If you have further questions, please direct them to our HEAD OF TRAINING, SPECIAL INTENSITY TRAINING (H.O.T.S.H.I.T.).

Thank you,

BOSS IN GENERAL
SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING
(B.I.G.S.H.I.T.)

Sarah Palin
i can has vise prezident?

I know that it’s been going on for a few days, but I had to point something out.

Since McCain’s loss on November 4^th, there have been news stories published regarding claims by anonymous McCain aides that, for sake of summary, Sarah Palin is a total idiot and was the sole reason McCain lost the election.

I’m under the impression that, since her nomination as VP running mate for McCain, she has not been involved in a medically relevant cause of brain damage or mental retardation. What I mean to say is that she was most likely an idiot before she was given the VP nod. Her lack of intelligence is not a new development, nor was it hidden from public view until recently.

My point is that, since Sarah Palin is an idiot and was an idiot before being nominated, then the real idiot must be the one that picked her. The real idiot would be John McCain. McCain’s aides are really saying that McCain is an idiot. Awesome.

A while back I happened upon an animated GIF that I meant to post, but I got sidetracked and it got misplaced. Today, I found the GIF and converted it so it would display properly on this site. Watch it below, and you can download the original GIF file below the video.

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I don’t feel good about this at all… Well… Actually… I had a lot of fun doing it, so I guess it wasn’t a total waste of time.

Yesterday, I posted my observations on women who shave their eyebrows and paint them back on, and I photoshopped an image of Angelina Jolie to illustrate a point. You can look back on that post here: Shaved Eyebrows Are Sexy.

In the post, I stopped editing the Angelina Jolie picture after I had painted on her new eyebrows. For this post, I’ve gone all the way and transformed Angelina into a clown in full makeup. Click to view the photo »