Sarah Palin
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I know that it’s been going on for a few days, but I had to point something out.

Since McCain’s loss on November 4^th, there have been news stories published regarding claims by anonymous McCain aides that, for sake of summary, Sarah Palin is a total idiot and was the sole reason McCain lost the election.

I’m under the impression that, since her nomination as VP running mate for McCain, she has not been involved in a medically relevant cause of brain damage or mental retardation. What I mean to say is that she was most likely an idiot before she was given the VP nod. Her lack of intelligence is not a new development, nor was it hidden from public view until recently.

My point is that, since Sarah Palin is an idiot and was an idiot before being nominated, then the real idiot must be the one that picked her. The real idiot would be John McCain. McCain’s aides are really saying that McCain is an idiot. Awesome.

In light of my already sack-deep political vibe on this site, I’ve decided to continue the anti-campaign for McCain-Palin. I don’t consider myself a Democrat, and I believe the two-party system is obsolete, but I’m definitely anti-Republican. To continue my anti-campaign for the McCain-Palin ticket, I present to you the following: Continue reading »

Oddly enough, I ended up on the Funny or Die website – which anyone who knows me knows that I hate Will Ferrell almost as much as I hate Julianne Moore – and FoD is a Will Ferrell brainchild. However, Judd Apatow is also – as of recently – a big contributor, and he shits gold, so his stuff cancels out the gay. So, while I was looking at the front page wondering to myself how I ended up elbow-deep in Will Ferrell’s pooper, I saw a ray of light as a video of Hayden Panettiere caught my eye.

What followed was nothing less than pure magic.

I have included the video below.

I don’t know about you, but I’m voting twice just because she told me to. And if you’re wondering how I’m planning on voting, just watch this next video.

I’m good at following instructions. Starting tomorrow, I begin my 3-pack a day cigarette habit. And I think I’m going to peruse the classifieds to find a really really old horse.