WMBA stocks took a severe downward turn amidst transportation worries, dropping 158.31 points (52.75%), closing the day at 141.79.

Stocks are expected to drop another 40-45 points in late Friday trading, marking a total drop of nearly 100 points this month directly attributed to oil prices.

Analysts say this trend will continue until closing Tuesday, where an announcement by WMBA’s CEO and majority stockholder is expected to dramatically bolster stocks.

Investors should be wary, however, as WMBA’s stock has been up and down since it opened in 2002. This surge in stock prices isn’t expected to last long, and senior analysts are predicting another big loss in the coming week.

Todays drop of 158.31 is the single largest drop since rent was due earlier this month.

If you’re still reading, I think it’s only fair to explain that WMBA is Whesley McCabe’s Bank Account, the 158.31 drop because of “transportation worries” was the cost to replace the two rear tires on my car, the 40-45 point drop due to oil prices is because I need to get gas tomorrow, I’m the CEO and majority stockholder and my announcement on Tuesday night will read something like “Hooray! I got paid!”, my paycheck is what will bolster stocks – which are actually dollars, the expected drop is because I have bills to pay, and this post is because I’m bored and broke.