Sarah Palin
i can has vise prezident?

I know that it’s been going on for a few days, but I had to point something out.

Since McCain’s loss on November 4^th, there have been news stories published regarding claims by anonymous McCain aides that, for sake of summary, Sarah Palin is a total idiot and was the sole reason McCain lost the election.

I’m under the impression that, since her nomination as VP running mate for McCain, she has not been involved in a medically relevant cause of brain damage or mental retardation. What I mean to say is that she was most likely an idiot before she was given the VP nod. Her lack of intelligence is not a new development, nor was it hidden from public view until recently.

My point is that, since Sarah Palin is an idiot and was an idiot before being nominated, then the real idiot must be the one that picked her. The real idiot would be John McCain. McCain’s aides are really saying that McCain is an idiot. Awesome.

In light of my already sack-deep political vibe on this site, I’ve decided to continue the anti-campaign for McCain-Palin. I don’t consider myself a Democrat, and I believe the two-party system is obsolete, but I’m definitely anti-Republican. To continue my anti-campaign for the McCain-Palin ticket, I present to you the following: Continue reading »

Oddly enough, I ended up on the Funny or Die website – which anyone who knows me knows that I hate Will Ferrell almost as much as I hate Julianne Moore – and FoD is a Will Ferrell brainchild. However, Judd Apatow is also – as of recently – a big contributor, and he shits gold, so his stuff cancels out the gay. So, while I was looking at the front page wondering to myself how I ended up elbow-deep in Will Ferrell’s pooper, I saw a ray of light as a video of Hayden Panettiere caught my eye.

What followed was nothing less than pure magic.

I have included the video below.

I don’t know about you, but I’m voting twice just because she told me to. And if you’re wondering how I’m planning on voting, just watch this next video.

I’m good at following instructions. Starting tomorrow, I begin my 3-pack a day cigarette habit. And I think I’m going to peruse the classifieds to find a really really old horse.

So, it’s done. A revised government bailout bill has passed by a vote of 263-171, and was quickly signed by Bush. The question that will be on many people’s minds in the coming months or even years will be “Was it worth it?”

The real question: WWJD? Fortunately, we have an amazing video to show you the answer!

And by the way, WWJD stands for “What Would Joker Do?“

Video VIA {Overthinkingit.com}

An American Carol
Laugh Like Your Country Depends on It

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I’d like to know how I keep ending up with these political movies, but here I am again with my movie review for An American Carol.

The trailer promises a parody of Michael Moore, and delivers fantastically. Kevin Farley is Michael Malone, documentary filmmaker and douche bag extraordinaire. Pure awesome. However, the movie itself is so extreme in its ideology that the movie plays out horribly.

Most of the comedy tries to mimic the outrageous humor of a Mel Brooks film but fails miserably, and I must admit that I did not laugh once during the film. The single humorous moment in the movie, which still did not make me laugh, was actually taken from The Onion Movie, and I didn’t laugh because I was angry that they couldn’t come up with their own “Terrorist Training Video” so they got help from another film.

The things I can say I took away from this film, if I were to believe anything I have seen or heard, is that going to war is the only way to fix a problem, civil rights should be taken away at any point that the government decides they are no longer necessary, and that you are not American if you don’t like country music.

Unfortunately, I think there are very few reasons to go to war – which is to say that I’m not against war – but most of the time a diplomatic approach is best, basic civil rights should never be taken away for any reason, as people are far less civil when you take away their rights, and I hate country music so I must not be an American after all.

Down to the basics, do not see this movie unless you are a devout Republican with a drinking problem that not only destroyed a significant portion of your liver but also destroyed a large portion of your working brain cells and you will laugh at everything but taxes for rich people and welfare for the poor. Also, be sure to bring your own gin or vodka and vermouth, as most concession stands don’t have a full liquor bar.