Vince from ShamWow

Well, he’s back. Vince, from the ShamWow commercials, is now pitching the Slap Chop.

Unfortunately for everyone, this commercial is even more annoying than the ShamWow commercial.

I don’t even know where to begin to bitch about this commercial. You’ll have to see it for yourself to understand how truly bad it is. I’m going to break my rule for this post, because I’d hate to waste my bandwidth on posting this commercial, so here’s the commercial embedded from YouTube.

Not only are you going to love his nuts, the Graty (horrible spelling for a horrible item) cheese grater is great for making freduccini. Whatever the fuck that is. Am I mistaken, or is the “tuna” he uses actually cat food?

On a side note, I found a parody ShamWow commercial when I was looking for the Slap Chop commercial, so here it is. It’s awesome.

Vince from ShamWow

I cannot be the only one that wants to shoot that ShamWow guy, Vince, in the face.

I’m so sick of seeing and hearing the commercials on TV, and I really wish someone would find this guy at a ShamWow demonstration tent and hit him in the face. With a hammer.

If it weren’t for Vince, I think I might consider buying a ShamWow, but this annoying ass-goblin sells it like he’s trying to sell his own mother. My favorite line is when he says “It’s made in Germany. You know the Germans always make good stuff.” Like Adolf Hitler and Nazis. Idiot.

I think I would be more open to buying a ShamWow if the commercial actually went something like this:

Yes, it is a fucking ShamWow!